1 – My name is Ludovic Lefebvre and I will have sex with you with my eyes.
2 – But, that being said, I have a man crush on Rick Bayless. He makes me want to do yoga.
3 – My name is Wilo and I’m a misogynist.
4 – Why isn’t Kelly Choi eating?
5 – I think Ludacris is gonna be pissed that this French dude is stealing and mangling his nickname.
6 – It scared me when Cindy said “testicles”.
7 – Talk about providence. Bayless draws tongue. I mean is there a better taco?
8 - I like how Bayless thinks the quesadilla idea is horrible, but he doesn’t discourage Ludo.
9 – Bayless pulls the bacon card.
10 – “Once Rick Bayless has slipped you tongue, you never forget it.”
11 – Wilo made homemade Cheez Whiz
12 – It’s funny how Fabio’s foreigner lothario persona came off as charming, but Ludo is just an ass.
13 – Cindy’s dish is perfect for Kelly Choi since she looks a little short on good circulation.
14 - Jay Rayner would make a great professor of the dark arts in the next Harry Potter movie.
15 – Bayless wins.