I hope we get to hear the spirit guides tell Carla which protein to choose for her quickfire challenges. Thank heavens she’s on this show not Next Food Network Star. Any self respecting foodie spirit guide near the Food Network studion would HAVE to haunt Sandra Lee about not serving cool whip to people any more. “Saaaaandra, take five minutes and whip the freaking creaaaammmmm, booo.” Sound of chains clanking like “A Christmas Carol”]]>
17. I think Gene has talent, but needs more self-confidence. If he has good instincts, he could go far.
18. I had to look up “brunoise” on Wikipedia. I’m totally going to name one of my children Brunoise if I ever, you know, reproduce.
19. I think Jeff and Stefan should have a d-bag off.
20. Was it just me or was Carla kinda, dunno, off? Or maybe she’s just overly expressive for my taste.
21. “6 - Nothing says token Indian competitor like apple chutney.” BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Also, yes.]]>