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11.26.07

The Dictator Has No Clothes

Restaurant Reviews


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Not since Montecristo cigars and Che Guevara has a Cuban flavored export been more hyped (at least locally) than the Cubano sandwich at west Logan Square’s El Cubanito (2555 North Pulaski). Foodies on lthforum.com have racked up three pages of mostly adoring love letters to the sandwich, and The Reader, Chicagoist.com and a handful of others have also chimed in with confirming odes.

For me at least, the dictator has no clothes. (I apologize if you just thought of Fidel Castro naked.) The roast pork, which on the best Cuban sandwiches has a garlicky citrus kick from mojo marinade, was so dry and tasteless, it channeled a Butterball turkey blasted in the flaming tombs of the sixth circle of hell in Dante’s Inferno. The shiny tasteless ham slices above the pork were a cut above supermarket cold cuts, and Cubanito’s parsimony with the mustard and pickles meant there was no balancing tang to cut the sweet swiss cheese and salty savory meat. What was undeniable is that sandwich casing, a crispy “water bread,” featuring a handful of smoky grill press marks, baked to specification for the restaurant by Gonnella, is excellent. For the bread alone, I’d make the trip.

After trying their steak sandwich, I figured that’s just what I’d have to do. I watched in horror as the cook mounded too much beef on the grill, so it steamed in its own juices, leaving a lifeless grayish mass with no caramelized crust.

I was starting to wonder if folks had been captured by the lore of the place, rather than the quality of the food. Cubanito has all the hallmarks of a hipster food discovery, the kind of “secret” spot an overzealous foodie would be proud to claim. The restaurant is a grungy, non-descript, white-painted cinder-block shack in the middle of a commercial strip on Pulaski. The lobby is so small that on a busy afternoon, it looks like one of those vintage photos of college coeds trying to break a record for stuffing people into phone booths or the backseat of cars. There’s a smattering of kitschy décor, including a clock above the door on “Cuban Time” and a pair of Cuban flag-covered oven mitts that look like worn boxing gloves hanging over the grease trap. It’s run by an immigrant couple, the Ramoses: Alberto, a barrel-chested gracious teddy bear of a man who works the grill, and Laritza, an affable order-taking, cash-register-operating dynamo.

It turns out that Laritza is also the hand behind the house ropa vieja (a traditional braised beef which translates literally as “old clothes”), which is the saving grace and the real reason to make the trip to Cubanito. Stewed for hours to a juicy tenderness, studded with salty olives and piled high on the excellent bread, it’s kind of like a Latino Italian beef, though with a shredded consistency, rather than the shaved roast beef slices you identify with Scala’s or Vienna. In fact I’d probably choose the ropa vieja at Cubanito over my favorite beefs from Chickies (2839 South Pulaski) or at the original Al’s on Taylor, most definitely if I could top it with Al’s giardinara.

If you want to try the ropa vieja, it’s not available on Sundays. As Laritza says, “I need to rest at least one day.” Though, if you find the ropa is not available, the pan con timba, which features oozy swiss cheese and sweet guava spread, also pressed between the delectable grilled Gonella bread, is a worthy alternative.

Based on the quality of those two sandwiches, it’s possible the Cuban and the steak I had were off, so I look forward to trying them again. Since nothing on the menu is over $4, it won’t be too tough to do, and at those prices, there’s no sweat for you to try the Cuban yourself. If you do, just make sure you order extra pickles and a healthy slather of mustard to start things off, as even those who have loved the sandwich seem to agree about the restaurant’s stinginess with those components.

El Cubanito, 2555 North Pulaski, (773)235-2555

This article first appeared in Newcity in a different form.

3 Comments on "The Dictator Has No Clothes"

Mike G

I wasn’t wild about the Cuban sandwich… but then I’m not wild about any Cuban sandwich. They’re all kind of on the dry side. I admire the quest for authenticity more than I like the item itself.

I liked the ropa vieja though. And let’s face it, it’s just great that enough attention gets paid to a place like this on a nowhere stretch of Pulaski that it can have defenders AND detractors….



ab

I actually enjoyed my steak sandwich quite a bit - crispy, flavorful meat and fresh but manly bread. Probably a factor of inconsistency more than anything.

Plus, it has parking, which is a huge plus.



Milagros

Maybe it’s just me, but this place is filthy. Aren’t the food handlers supposed to wear gloves?



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